random quotes compilation

(11/03/2009)
"Is mayonaisse an instrument?"
- Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants)

(11/27/2009)
"The Earth? Oh, I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus."
- Marvin the Martian (Looney Tunes)

(02/01/2010)
"Attention everyone, there's a chubby pink starfish on the loose!"
- man over P.A. (Spongebob Squarepants)

(08/01/2010)
"Pikachu!"
- Pikachu (Pokemon)

(10/25/2010)
"I lied... AHAHAHAHAHA!"
- Miriam Defensor Santiago -

(02/06/2011)
"How'd you like me to reach down your throat and pull you inside-out?"
- Jughead to Dilton (Archie Comics)

(04/25/2011)
"Gravity sucks."
- Fact (Narinig kong sinabi ni Dr. Phil Plate sa "How the Universe Works" ng Discovery Channel)

(05/17/2011)
"Am I a pretty girl?"
- Spongebob

(08/20/2011)
"To me, it looked like a leprechaun to me. All I gotta do is look up in a tree. Who else seen the leprechaun say yeah!"
(responses) - "YEEAAHH!!""
- Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama [click for video]

(08/29/2011)
"Drugs. Uhh... Yes, Of course! I buy from the Mercury Drugs!"
- Guy from Saksi [click for video]

(09/18/2011)
"ExcuUuUUuuUUuUUuuUuse me Princess!"
- Link (Zelda American Cartoon) [click for annoying video compilation]

(10/16/2011)
"Field trip sa may pagawaan ng lapis ay katulad ng buhay natin. Isang mahabang pila - mabagal at walang katuturan."
- Huwag Mo Nang Itanong (Eraserheads)

(01/25/2012)
"Mabuti nang may-iba kaysa mang-iwan."
- Emmanuel Pacquiao

(04/02/2012)
"You guys know who I hate? People who are Mixed Race, also Mexicans, Red Heads and Asians."
- We Didn't Start the Flame War (collegehumor.com)

(04/02/2012)
"Friendship is Magic!"
- My Little Pony
(02/27/2013)
"Mr. President, my high intelligence quotient dictates that I should reconsider and therefore withdraw my motion."
- Miriam Defensor Santiago